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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 09:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

No go.

share office space ...

Neuroscientists find individual differences in memory response to amygdala stimulation - PsyPost

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

2025 NCAA baseball bracket: Men's College World Series scores, schedule - NCAA.com

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The Secret to Living Past 100? Scientists Say It Could Be Hidden in This Small Italian Village - SciTechDaily

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Why is it so hard to date nowadays?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

From an axiology/value theory point of view, how can one say that a diverse society is better than a uniform one, especially given the negative effects of diversity (racism, sectarian conflict, problems arising from extreme cultural relativism)?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

183-million-year-old fossil gives incredible new insights into plesiosaurs from well-preserved skin - Earth.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

A Game-Changing Telescope Is About to Drop First Pics. Here's How to Watch. - ScienceAlert

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Crunch time—we’ll soon find out if Amazon’s launch providers are up to the job - Ars Technica

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read