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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 06:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Oh Yeah, Ginny & Georgia Is About Murder - Vulture

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour Review - IGN

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Tuesday Telescope: Lighting, sprites, and airglow over Central America - Ars Technica

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Are you afraid to get married and why?

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Why was Cars 2 so bad?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How common is it for siblings to fight over their parents' inheritance money? What is the best way to handle this type of situation?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The world of the Harry Potter series is usually considered bad worldbuilding. What are some examples of actually good worldbuilding in the books/movies?

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Ray Dalio: ‘We should be afraid of the bond market’ - CNN

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

General framework bridges quantum thermodynamics and non-Markovianity - Phys.org